doof

An abnormally large and uncoordinated athlete with little to no ability whatsoever.

When I played basketball against UW-Oshkosh,they started a big doof at center.

by shawzie43 September 15, 2010

Doof

A person who tries to pick up girls by ice skating and using bad 90's slang

me:"dude did you hear what that doof said?"

you:"no"

me: "he said "she was totally mackin on me man!""

by Sl!mbo January 24, 2008

Doof

The knight from Final Fantasy IX, a.k.a. Adelbert Steiner.

Adelbert Steiner is such a doof.

by Wally the Penguin June 23, 2003

Doof

1. verb I or T
a) A huge shit, to take a doof.
b) Doofing, the act of taking a huge
shit.
2. noun C
To call someone a huge shit.
3. noun C
Autrailian slang for a large outdoor
rave.

1. a) Man, I gotta take a huge fucking
doof!
b) Can't talk, I'm doofing!
2. You fuckin' doof!
3. Hey, wanna grab some yellow coveralls,
a few glowsticks, some eckies and
and head out to a doof?

by Pony Canyon May 20, 2004

doof

Food backwards.

Damn, let's go get some doof.

by Tong February 18, 2003

Doof-a-Loof

A dope. Someone who is so dumb.

Jacqueline Kelly is such a Doof-a-Loof

by Bedross May 7, 2011

Faloofa doof

A Faloofa doof is when you wake up after you had a few to many to drink and your underwear is stretched over your head and your shirt is tied to your ballsack

Bruhh you got Faloofa doofed 😂

by Katie.ft.tae 😍🔒 December 21, 2016