Donkey Thicc

A well endowed gentleman wearing gray sweatpants with the clear outline of his genitals.

"Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"

"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"

by Tralalalash January 12, 2021

Chuck donkey

A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.

Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.

by Bigballer12 July 24, 2016

donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

donkey touch

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

by Craigy! May 29, 2008

DonkeyPalooza

A Texas hold 'em poker tournament - usually in Florida. The game is inhabited by card-carrying donkeys who love the game but can't play it. (Although some think they play better drunk).

Typically the game is even more donkified by the presence of Nebraska born players.

Some believe there's a franchise in Kansas City.

So, is there a DonkeyPalooza Tuesday night? Dunno, everybody's at a Phish concert.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009

Docket Sheet

Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.

Ex. 1

"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."

Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018

Ex. 2

"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021

Ex. 3

Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!

Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?

Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!

Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.

Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!

Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.

by ZXY&ABC March 14, 2021

red handed donkey wrangler

Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.

My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.

by BDma February 10, 2007