Coach Deters

The most famous WMF tag-team wrestlers out there, formerly of 1/2 of the team Medium Rare with the stage name Deter Brock; he is currently hiding from his fame as a middle school gym coach.

That boy Coach Deters look like Mr. Clean

by DanielJeans May 18, 2018

improvment deterioration

Used for when people try to improve something but actually make it worse overall.

This is translated from the original German word : Verschlimmbesserung

Company X is suffering improvment deterioration

by FaZe Optic Jevshot January 21, 2021

Serial Dater

A serial dater is a person who dates for entertainment. He/She will go on new date after new date for the company, drinks and meals never really intending on moving forward in a relationship of any depth. He/She dates like some people watch TV perhaps going to breakfast, lunch, dinner several days a week and likely never a third date with the same person. All for free or very near free.

I went out on a great date with a very attractive person only to find out she did that every night with someone new, because she’s a serial dater.

by GrandfatherOfTime April 28, 2022

Roblox online dater

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roblox online daters.
these people are mostly like 7-15 they would also play games like meepcity also online dating is dangerous VERY. dangerous these people would play a lot of condo games and when ever their “favorite” game gets deleted they are mostly likely to cry thus rage cause they wanted to fuck a pixel forever oh yeah when I was very young when this happened like in 2015 i think? Maybe 2016 idk. apparently I was playing this game it was like a roleplay game and this weird girl would follow me everywhere, anyway if you see a Oder and the girl says “I’m 13” and the guys says his real age annoy him if he lies his age and says his age is 14 get him in a discord call if he’s actually 14 trash talk him and shit if he mutes then he’s about 43 years old and if he declined the call make him leave. if you can’t get him to leave try to tell another robloxians to annoy him with you or you’re friends anyway thats it I’m out of ideas bye hope you hated my shit thing byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by OWP2 September 8, 2021

Daters Remorse

the feeling of remorse felt by the person paying for the date at the end of the date, usually caused by either a) not receiving the expected gratification for which the payment was preferred, b) realizing that the gratification was not worth the invested time, money or other asset.

When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.

Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.

So we walked out of the restaurant, she says thank you and hops into the first cab she sees. Meanwhile, it's too late to call anyone else and I'm out 240 bucks. I got the worst daters remorse, I felt like just dialing a prostitute, but I didn't have enough money.

I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.

by Noble Monkey November 21, 2009

Laundry detergent

Another name for coke, cocaine,etc.

Yo, Steve can you get me sum of that Laundry Detergent?

by R4G1NGERM4N November 13, 2011

Detergent

n. Code word for alcohol.

Emily: What are we doing tonight?

Laura: Doing laundry. ;)

Emily: Great. Where's the detergent?

by Garlic Hummus April 1, 2009