dotard

One who is cuckolded by a partner and and doesn't realize it even though there is a preponderance of evidence.

He was a dotard because jess and jonny slept together and he never got all the jokes and hints.

by John Prestor June 11, 2006

DikTard

Some dude who marries his sister because she's so damn hot. He may tell you he was in the military, and wear tight little shirts to prove it..."my nipple could kick your ass!"

Derived from the word 'Dick' because this person things he is hot shit, and tard is derived from 'Retard' because he is too stupid to realize he's not hot shit.

I wish I were a DikTard!

by Xw1s3 March 16, 2004

Detardation

The systematic isolation of retards, idiots, or douchebags by a major corporation.

Susan: DUDE have you played WoW recently?
Jacob: Yeah! Dungeon groups are always so bad.

Susan: Srsly...Bliz has committed some serious detardation.

by lamort January 25, 2011

dotard

1. A state or period of senile decay marked by decline of mental poise.
2. How Kim Jong Un called Trump.
3. A translation of a Korean word, "neukdari," which is a derogatory reference to an old person.

Rot in thy grave, thou dotard, I defie thee...

by cheetos192 September 22, 2017

dimtard

A democrat; especially a liberal democrat or one lacking common sense. Dimtard is a modified and unhyphenated form of "Dem-tard", (democrat-retard). Usage is similar to Lib-tard (liberal retard).

Tell your dimtard friends to quit whining about Trump and get a job.

by Lyle Canterbury December 30, 2018

Dittard

A pussy ass bitch that likes to fuck their 3 stepdads

Have you heard jerry? He’s such a fucking dittard

by Pringle’s man May 2, 2019

Detarded

(Detardation)

A personality disorder where one is a douche because they insist on behaving retarded...ie; petty, bitter, jealous, angry, insecure, immature, and/ or manipulative.

He is such an immature douche. He’s acting so detarded.

by Lexy Taylor May 9, 2019