Dingus Bingus

When someone decides that you would give the sloppiest blowjob in all the land

Watch out for jenny shell steal your man because she a is a dingus bingus

by aserhaeh December 31, 2020

Dingus

Dingus comes from the German word Dinges meaning "Thing"

Guttentag, What is that dinges there.

by Johnnie December 2, 2004

dingus

another word for penis

I want to touch your dingus.

word on the street is that you have a pretty huge dingus.

put your dingus inside of me.

your dingus tastes like watermelon.

by hole7382902 March 14, 2014

dingus

1. n. A stupid person, or a person who is a dork.
2. n. An unknown object.

plural dingii

1. Kevin is such a dingus!

2. So what is that dingus?

by Jb Hook May 13, 2002

Dingus

A dinguth ith thomebody that thpeaks with a lithp due to the retainer that they have to conthithtently wear. A dinguth will often try to hide their dinguth nature with a calm and collected facade, conthtantly holding back their quirky and thpathtic nature. Dinguthes are naturally very clumthy and are always tripping over rugs or mats. Though a dinguth may have you shaking your head from time to time, their quirky and clumthy nature can alwayth make you laugh. See turkey.

Swoll guy Matt: Hey Jocelyn, have you seen my insane gains?
Jocelyn: Yeah I thaw you flexing and tripped over a rug and almost lotht my retainer!
Swoll guy Matt: You're such dingus!

by Sporkaphobic July 14, 2015

Dingus

Basically the word "Dingus" is just another word for stupid, just like the word "Dickhead".

For example,

"Keep it steady, dingus!"

"Yeah, like some dingus kids would actually beat me in an argument."

"Well no shit, dingus. What did you expect? Of course that Prostitute you did had one or more STD's. Did you see how she looked?

by M.C.Shithead December 7, 2013

Dingus

A weirdo; a pupil who knows nothing. he/she thinks the earth revolves around themselves.

Singular: Dingus

Plural: Dingi

"Gosh!!!" Jonathon, Why do you continue to act like a dingus?

by gopher27 June 11, 2014