Ding 

Sound effect frequently used in the place of or to accompany the word bellend.
Commonly accompanied by a signature hand gesture:
Place the tips of your thumb and first finger of your right hand together and shake from the wrist as if ringing a bell.

Person1: *points to a foolish looking person* err, bellend...
Person2: *gestures* Ding ding

Ding by TheAngryGirl December 11, 2003

ding 

to knee someone in the side of the leg effectivlly giving them a charlie horse

Fuck that asshole dinged me

ding by Cameron March 21, 2004

ding 

Mostly from northeastern United States.

1.) Means thing, aka see: ting.

2.) Also, word used to describe a small dent in a car.

1.) Hey, did yooos see dat ding out dere, it was a UFO and Elvis was driving!

2.) Did your car get damaged much? No, it's just got a ding in it.

ding by spinxcat August 6, 2004

ding 

ding is a word that u say when u see a cripple or something stupid happens

one time i went to apple bees and screamed ding at the ppl in there

ding by air-bear is me February 24, 2008

Ding 

A breaded and fried turd, shaped like a boneless buffalo wing, coated in hot or barbecue sauce, so as to trick the eater into thinking it was chicken.

(cook at a restaurant) "that lady was such a bitch, i'm gonna cook her up a nice hot ding."

(second cook) "hell, i gotta dump too, let's just make it a full plate!"

Ding by dingmaster January 12, 2010

Ding 

Australian slang for Methamphetamine, (although not a very widely used term). usually the gooier, more cut and less potent form of bikie speed is being referred to here.

Person 1: "hey, keen for some ding?"

Person 2: "der!"

Ding by Richie Benaud June 16, 2012

Ding 

Commonly used in Yorkshire to refer to someone who is acting particularly stupid.

A short term for the word "ding-bat".

Shut up you ding.

Get a grip fucking ding.

Ding by Lb95x June 30, 2015