butt dialed the stork

A term used for an unexpected pregnancy.

Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.

by The stork dialed May 20, 2018

Minnesota Dial-Tone

A sex act wherein you scream into your partner's ear during coitus, causing a loud ringing or tinnitus-like sound to fill your partner's ears - the eponymous "Dial-Tone". First originated in the suburbs of St. Paul, Minnesota.

My Tinder date gave me a Minnesota Dial-Tone last night, and my ears have been ringing all day.

by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019

butt dial

When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.

I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.

by Laurie January 16, 2004

Eye dialect

Eye dialect is the representation of the pronunciation of words by members of a specific social middle. There is no change in the use, only a change in the way the word is written.

Son: i wuz jis gonna call ya mum...
Mother: What?

Son: I was just go to call you mom!
Mother: Don't use your eye dialect with me.

by poOouh April 24, 2011

Dialectic

The kind of logic that reasons from commonly accepted opinions to probable conclusions. It is distinguished from Analytic, which reasons from true and primary premises.

Dialectic is the generic name of the logic that governs the Socratic Method.

by Suhcnele February 23, 2011

dialup

1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.

2) See aol or hell.

Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*

by Pantyhose lover June 27, 2005

dialing while intoxicated

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004