Dragon dildo

A type of dildo that will shred your ass hole into oblivion if you're into that, especially if you have a reptilian fetish.

"That dragon dildo tore up my ass so good." Girl 1
"Can I borrow it for a day?" Man 1

by SteveSpangler February 14, 2017

dildo-based titillation

A mating process used by Abdoes which involves the use of tits, with organic dildoes as nipples, pumping repeatedly to engage in sexual intercourse.

That Adbo used dildo-based titillation on your mom!

by Marxfjr January 29, 2009

dildon't

When you find a dildo or sex toy in your mum's draw and you don't want to.

Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

dildock

Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.

Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!

by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006

Dildo Hump

Humper donald duck

Hi Mr. Dildo Hump

by PoopyBug January 23, 2017

dildology

the study of dildos or dildo like substances

i got my Phd in dildology over the sumer

by jawn jawnson December 15, 2007

dildo breath

Dildo breath?? A random insult that states that u have been sucking on dildo's all day, and u can smell it from atleast 10 feet away.

O yea, your motha was a hewa.

Can i have a tic taci, I have some serious dildo breath

by Josh Matthews (associated by dan jenkins) May 11, 2004