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digital idiot

A Digital Idiot is a geeky person obsessed with technology owning latest iPad, iPhone etc but only using for basics and you ask him or her anything deeper about its functionality and they will fumble and flounder
That guy at work has just got the latest smartphone but as usual can't even download an app talk about a digital idiot
by L0v3p155 September 22, 2016
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Digital Pollution

The act or process of polluting digital space with bites and bits of repetitive, worthless crap. Especially digital pictures i.e. kids, dogs, sunsets, landscapes, weddings. Bloggers are especially guilty for filling the digital spectrum with their self important rambling.
My sister is on the computer nightly contributing to the cause of global digital pollution.
by ldeporto March 13, 2009
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Bobby Digital

Known commonly as The RZA, he is the producer, member, and co-founder of The Wu-Tang Clan. He started the Wu-Tang Clan with his cousins The GZA, and Ol' Dirty Bastard. His birth name is Robert Diggs
"My beat travels like a vortex, through your spine to the top of your cerebrum cortex" The Rza (Bobby Digital) - "Triumph"
by Shogun Assasin December 9, 2008
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Digital Underground

The act of inserting a finger (the digit) into ones anus (the underground).
The bored husband requested that his wife go digital underground on him during sex.
by OnlyOneAwake February 17, 2018
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slippery digit

Get your finger into the mick. Go finger deep in the fish pie. That slippery feeling you get after you've been down town.
So how did last night go Barry, Not bad boys got the slippery digit going down at the park before we went home together.
by sheepshagga February 8, 2019
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Digital Crack

A game, web site or electronic device that one becomes obsessed with the use of. For a while, it becomes impossible to put down and you may suffer withdrawal if you have to go without it for any length of time.
urabndictionary.com; Nintendo DS; Resident Evil 4
by Shalroth May 16, 2005
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Digital Confidence

Proactive dating to get acquainted digitally before actually meeting. Unusual, yes. Creepy, no.
Rob displayed digital confidence by posting on the wall of "the ultimate girl's night out" searching to meet a woman digitally before meeting them at the actual event. You know, so any awkwardness is avoided.
by Dating Expert March 26, 2012
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