dick

position in the pole vault where you are belly to the bar and ready for a certain clear.

i wish my dick was as good as yours

by mocha joe homo April 22, 2011

dick

A glass/pyrex pipe used for smoking methamphetamines.

can i suck your dick? that sure is a nice dick you've got there. are you gonna pass that dick or what?

by Mike's inordinate fear of rejection September 17, 2008

dick

Slang for penis.

Also a boy name.

I have a big dick.

My name is Richard, but call me Dick.

by (◉ᴥ◉) June 2, 2018

dick

1. The hard thing in a males pants.
2. Short for Richard
3. George Bush
4. total losers

1. My dick is massive.

2. Dick was inside that girls ass.

3. Yes! The dick is leaving office soon! (not to be capitalized)

4. You are a dick.

Another example:

dick and Dick are a bunch of dicks that eat dick.

by parad0x1cal March 6, 2008

dick

purple-headed yogurt slinger

"hey when you choke that guy he looks like a dick"

by Jake Vaughan July 16, 2008

dick

guy who's only out for himself, totally selfish, screw everybody else

guy's a dick; we dont want that dick in here

by hoodman181 December 28, 2005

dick

a male reproductive organ used to please women or a man. it can b really big (black men usually have those) or small.

damn, NIGGER is that a sanke in your pants?no its my DICK

dammit BILLY BOB, if u dont stop fingerin me already!oh baby im cumming!!! what? u mean that was ur DICK!!!

BEND OVER!!!!!

by nequa December 28, 2005