CNN Reporter: "We have breaking news. A hurricane wiped out Dallas this morning"
True Redskins Fan: "Fuck Dallas!"
True Redskins Fan: "Fuck Dallas!"
by httr July 31, 2011
Get the Fuck Dallas mug.1. The most ridiculous school district in the world. Has bought a smartboard for literally every single classroom, which nobody uses. Installed flat-screen TVs in "cat-aterias" and lobbies that nobody watches. Assumes that all problems with teachers are the students fault. Let's hundreds more kids move into the district that literally can not fit into the schools, and ruin our test scores. Not a single kid that lives here, wants to stay.
2. Nothing to do that doesn't involve driving for miles. The closest entertainment is Hershey Park which is 45 miles away, or Baltimore which is 50 miles away. IN town the only thing to do is go to Robburitos or Roma's Pizza.
3. Kids think they live in the "ghetto" which basically encompasses Main Street, with a few shitty houses. Other kids think they are country, but they live in the suburbs.
4. The second worst town in York. The only place worse than Dallastown is Red Lion.
2. Nothing to do that doesn't involve driving for miles. The closest entertainment is Hershey Park which is 45 miles away, or Baltimore which is 50 miles away. IN town the only thing to do is go to Robburitos or Roma's Pizza.
3. Kids think they live in the "ghetto" which basically encompasses Main Street, with a few shitty houses. Other kids think they are country, but they live in the suburbs.
4. The second worst town in York. The only place worse than Dallastown is Red Lion.
1. Kid 1: So how many times have you watched TV in the lobby or used a smartboard?
Kid 2: Not once. Maybe because there are hundreds of kids in the lobby and 40 in my class.
Parent 1: Yeah I'm moving from Baltimore to a nice safe city in PA with great test scores.
Parent 2: Yeah, you and 5,000 other parents. And now their test scores suck.
2. Kid 1: Wanna do something fun?
Kid 2: What, you mean in Dallastown? Good one.
Parent 1: Let's go on a trip to Baltimore!
Parent 2: Why don't you just move back?
3. Kid 1: I'm straight out the Ghetto homes!
Kid 2: Dude, you live in a suburb called Blossom Hill, you're not a gangster.
4. Kid 1: God I hate this town.
Kid 2: At least you don't live in Dallastown.
Kid 2: Not once. Maybe because there are hundreds of kids in the lobby and 40 in my class.
Parent 1: Yeah I'm moving from Baltimore to a nice safe city in PA with great test scores.
Parent 2: Yeah, you and 5,000 other parents. And now their test scores suck.
2. Kid 1: Wanna do something fun?
Kid 2: What, you mean in Dallastown? Good one.
Parent 1: Let's go on a trip to Baltimore!
Parent 2: Why don't you just move back?
3. Kid 1: I'm straight out the Ghetto homes!
Kid 2: Dude, you live in a suburb called Blossom Hill, you're not a gangster.
4. Kid 1: God I hate this town.
Kid 2: At least you don't live in Dallastown.
by DTOWNSUCKS November 9, 2010
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A Calverton based Caucasian free-style rapper who never writes down or records his raps, only close friends have ever heard DHAL rap before. He proves the originality of his raps by demanding the audience give him a topic to rap about, to prove he doesn't re rehearse anything.
"Damn what a wild party, DHAL even showed up and free styled a lil bit"
"So I met DHAL for the first time two weeks ago, I challenged him to a rap battle I am still recovering"
"So I met DHAL for the first time two weeks ago, I challenged him to a rap battle I am still recovering"
by riverheadlocal November 8, 2012
Get the DHAL mug.The University of Dallas is a paradise (not unlike the Paradisio in Dante's Divine Comedy) of mysterious delights. Here you can find skunks, soggy rice and completely wasted undergraduates. Only at UD! On the flip side, some people here enjoy playing the banjo on Friday nights in the woods, wearing capes to raise money for charity and studying Greek and Latin for fun. Have a great time and enjoy the ride!
The Catholic University for independent thinkers (a.k.a. University of Dallas (UD)) is actually a lot of fun and the skunks are cute!
by Daughter of Ariston October 6, 2012
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Get the Dallas Milat mug.Ridiculous, high stacked hair-do worn by Dallas trophy wives and/or girlfriends, as if they were in a beauty pageant. Dead give away when trying to identify "what part of Texas this White lady is from."
Damn! I couldn't see the whole right side of the movie screen because of that lady's sitting in front of me with her Dallas-Hair.
by cry4help April 27, 2010
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A character from The Outsiders. The tough guy in the Greaser gang, he committed suicide after Johnny Cade died from severe burns after he saved kids from a burning church.
A character from The Outsiders. The tough guy in the Greaser gang, he committed suicide after Johnny Cade died from severe burns after he saved kids from a burning church.
Dally livened up The Outsiders a great deal.
by StatenIslander December 23, 2007
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