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Dew Dick 

The act of submerging your penis into a glass/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. Once performed, you can then refer to your penis as "Dew Dick."
-"dude what did u do last week?"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"

-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."

-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"
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To repeatedly attempt to do something, despite not being able to do it in part or at all
. To Dew is to know. Shhh.... yeah?
Sebastian tried to enter society but Dew It.
Dew It by BohemianLikeM August 13, 2016

dew strung 

ughh i wanna take off my dew strung so it doesnt get to wet
dew strung by lyonchang April 19, 2011
You are rotting from the inside out because you drank too much dew. Dew could be Mountain Dew or moon shine; this matter has yet to be deciphered. More information soon after I gather undercover information.
I have dew rot.

Why?

I drank too much dew bro.
dew rot by cassieainsley February 16, 2014
1. A nutsac , a balsac , a sweaty scrotum.
I got kicked in my dew bag.
Dew Bag by azathoth6667 March 1, 2017
Dew Boy was born in 1992 in Detroit Michigan. Raised in Charlotte, North Carolina he worked hard studying music and production to help him share his story with the world. Although his music has a heavy hip hop influence he likes to refer to his music as Alternative Rock. His sound has been compared to artists such as Mac Miller, Odd Future, Lil Boat, Lil Uzi Vert, Wiz Khalifa and many more.
Have you listened to "Late For Class" by Dew Boy?
dew boy by Shelby Records April 19, 2017