DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn

Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

by MikeyJoy January 13, 2008

designated drunk driver

person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"

Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.

by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010

divine design

A term that implies that something is exactly as it should be.

My rabbits and their fabulous lives are a perfect example of divine design.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2020

MASA Works Design

MASA is a Vocaloid artist known for... uhh... extreme content, to say the least. The crown jewel, The Fox's Wedding, is arguably one of the best cursed Vocaloid songs ever made (at least, one that's popular). Edgy middle-schoolers, this one's for you.

#1: MASA Works Design is so fucking edgy i love it
#2: *listens to fox's wedding*
#2: wtf is wrong with you keep playing that shit

by another Aaeon274 February 9, 2022

Intelligent Design

A whole-baked idea that the right wing is using to devalue the teachings of the theory of evolution in public schools. What this concept is devoid of is that it cannot be proved nor disproved, unlike evolution which is a theory but has evidence. Stuff that cannot be proven and has no evidence should not be taught in public schools.

Intelligent Design is a right wing conspiracy that the moral majority is using to recruit more closed and easily persuaded minds.

by mistahtom November 9, 2005

Delingpole

An individual suffering from delusions of intellectual adequacy.

I tried talking about evolution to a young earth creationist the other day. Man, he was a serious delingpole.

by PaddyMcG May 6, 2012

Graphic designer

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.

I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005