stale dorito

When you cum on the top of your foot and kick her in the pussy.

She said she was hungry so I whipped her up a stale dorito.

by MylesDeep August 5, 2017

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danny devito sexy mama

Danny DeVito is the sexiest mama, he gets all the girls and all the guys wigs flew! He is just so frick fracking sexc like my wig flew even jojo Siwas wig flew!!! Like his booty is just to big

“Yo broskii did u see Danny DeVito sexy mama he is so Sexc!”
“Yeah I’m so jelly like my wig flew!”

by Sexysister4321 August 11, 2018

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Danny Devito

Everyone's role model. Humanity's one goal is to be exactly like Danny Devito. All those who aren't like him have failed life.

"I sure wish I was perfect."
"Yeah... I wish I could be Danny Devito too."

by ujhygtfrd October 22, 2019

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driton

A kind of guy that is bulky and won't go down in a fight basically a guy who isn't a pussy

My boy driton is nasty at football

by Dre-tun January 18, 2017

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doritos n dew

1 noun: Doritos brand tortilla chips and Mountain Dew.

2 verb: the act of telling someone(usually yelling) to get you the above mentioned chips and beverage while playing a video game.

tanks head to the front, druids and archers hotkey your... WAIT!!!! MOM! MOM! MOOOOOOOOM!!!! DORITOS N DEW!!! NOW!!!

guy1: dude were gonna play halo 3 later could you bring the the fuel?

guy2: ok what do you want?
guy1: doritos n dew, dumbass

by yesaceojyesac July 13, 2009

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