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Lesbian in denial

Someone who likes girls, and only girls but will not admit it.
Chelsea: Jasmine is soo cute x
Bekah: You're so gay.
Geo: Yes, she is.
Chelsea: No I'm not, I could like penis if I really wanted.
Bekah: Okay, how about him *Points to gorgeous boy*
Geo: He's hot.
Chelsea: ....Ew...Aw look Jasmine :
Bekah: You're gay.
Chelsea: No....I'm not...
Bekah: You are such a lesbian in denial.
by Dontanwserthat April 1, 2009
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Dental Floss

A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.
Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!
by Urine Therapy January 26, 2009
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Fat Denial

a condition where a person, generally a female, is in denial about their size.

they tend to try on clothes of the wrong size (for example an x-small when they really need a large, wearing a bikini when they need a one piece, shopping in the juniors sizes when they need to be in the plus sizes).

they underplay their weight: "I only need to lose a few pounds". they are always comparing their size to someone either way larger than themselves because most people feel better when they put someone else down.
Girl (size 14): "Hold on girl I'm going to try on these pants"

** puts on x-small and comes out fitting room

Girl (size 14): "I think they're too big, they fit kind of loose"

Friend (size 4): "Girl you're in fat denial, you know you need a large"
by darlingbritt24 February 6, 2012
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Facebook Denial Period

The period between when a couple ends their relationship, but neither one of them changes their relationship status on Facebook, thus alerting the news to all their friends.
"Oh man, did you hear Jack and Kate broke up?"
"No? They're still together on Facebook?"
"Hmmm, must still be in the Facebook Denial Period"
by Edinburghssuiteheart August 19, 2009
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Armenian Genocide denial

Turkey, to this day, denies that they ever created "acts of genocide" against the Armenians in the early 20th century.
Turks: We didn't created acts of genocide against the Armenians..
Armenian: Yes, you did.
Turks: I assure you we didnt.
Armenians: Yes. You are doing what you call Armenian Genocide Denial.
Turks: Uh... no....
by Become a Screamer November 25, 2006
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Dolphin Denial

The noise, an "en en" or "eh eh", that a woman makes when you take your penis out of her vagina and attempt to put it in her butt.
Last night, when I tried to put it in her butt, Cassey gave me the dolphin denial: she whipped her head around and said, "en en".
by ron.jeremy October 29, 2009
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Service advisor denial

Where management drag a tech out to act as a service advisor and weeks later that person is in denial that they are now a service advisor. In the worst cases the new service advisor may be genuinly convinced that they will "go back into the workshop any day now".
Poor guy still thinks hes a mechanic. Epic case of service advisor denial.
by Exodus June 9, 2018
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