Poo-Densation

When an individual needs to excrete, however due to circumstances is not in a position too. The heat the impending poo produces around the lower regions creates a condensation reaction, leaving the individual with a mildy damp crack and inner thighs.

Friend 1: I really need a poo
Friend 2: Well we have 20 miles to go so you will have to hold it in
Friend 1: But it is so hot. I can feel major poo-densation!

by kjdizzle December 10, 2009

immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

by BillyQ November 3, 2010

Dicktation

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.

Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation

by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016

dicktation

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.

(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!

by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006

Deception

The feeling you feel of reality after watching the movie: Inception.

Girl: "Dude! The movie Inception was intense! How do you feel about it?"
Guy: "Deception..."

by MaidenVoltaire August 16, 2010

standard deviation

a sexual fetish that was previously considered perverse but is now commonplace

Bondage and foot fetishes are standard deviations

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

Decodation

1) The act of decoding a situation.

2) The act of decoding a personality type or psychoanalyzing an individual or group of individuals.

A. The paper was a decodation of Mr. Smith and his interaction with sally.

B. Specific decodation of a situation requires much thought and attention to detail.

by sidekicksail December 24, 2009