dingleberry manwich

when two men who have dingleberrys in their butt hairs push their buttcheeks together, making a dingleberry manwich

those two guys rubbed their poopy buttcheeks together,HAHA ITS A DINGLEBERRY MANWICH

by hugh jassesss August 7, 2007

dangle berry

a piece of crap that has dried onto your bum fluff, possibly caused by insuffcient wipping

owwww, i just tore a dangle berry

by Amelia April 25, 2003

kangleberry

An off-shoot of the word 'dingleberry', which refers to a dried clump of shit that stubbornly clings to the hairs on the inside of a mans ass-crack like a rock climber holding on for dear life.

After my run through the park I went home and gave my sweaty ass a good scratch. I took pleasure in picking at the alarming amount of kangleberries hanging from the hairs which surround my tight but readily accessible asshole.

by Phobophile March 17, 2005

dingleberry

A growth of accumulating particles in or around the anus causing "berry like" fruits to bear after prolonged growth. Usually occurs while camping for a duration of time. Similiar to a small brownish raspberry.

*often mistaken with feces, but is actually a seperate entity altogether

My fondest childhood memory was making dingleberry jelly for the parent/teacher luncheon.

by Samcorp December 28, 2005

dinkleberry

A rounded up piece of toilet paper stuck to the underside of ones ass, usually surrounding the anus.

That dude is a dinkleberry.

by Pesamistic Optimist August 18, 2009

dingleberry

A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.

Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"

by Ken Creffield February 16, 2007

Dingleberry Plow

When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack that bastard back where it came from.

Lisa had a nasty ball of shit hanging from her asshair, so I bent her over a chair and gave her the dingleberry plow. That'll teach her to be thorough.

by BGDH January 28, 2008