kangleberry

An off-shoot of the word 'dingleberry', which refers to a dried clump of shit that stubbornly clings to the hairs on the inside of a mans ass-crack like a rock climber holding on for dear life.

After my run through the park I went home and gave my sweaty ass a good scratch. I took pleasure in picking at the alarming amount of kangleberries hanging from the hairs which surround my tight but readily accessible asshole.

kangleberry by Phobophile March 17, 2005

hangleberry 

When you're on the toilet going number two, that last piece of poo that just won't come out. It just hangs there no matter how much you sway, until you can finally exert enough force to pinch it off.

"Man, I had the worst hangleberry at work the other day. I think everyone there knew I was having a hard time dropping the deuce."

hangleberry by wienus March 29, 2009

dangleberry

A little nugget of terd (sometimes known as a poo-chunk) that gets stuck to a mans arse hair.

"Oi, who left a dangleberry on the shitter?!!"

dangleberry by PetePole February 27, 2003

Kongleberry 

a very large dangleberry
a dangleberry is a medium peice of shit hanging from one of your arse hairs.
but a kongleberry is a large version of a dangleberry, taken from the man himself, king kong.

example: ''i havent got a dangleberry anymore, my dangleberry was there so long that its now a kongleberry, its going to take a while to wash this bastard off''

Kongleberry by Kaylee.Brown December 23, 2008

dangleberrys 

when ur ass is so hairy that it poses a hinderance to wiping the shit off of ur own ass and so u have clumps of shit hanging off the thick hairs

"fuck man my dangleberrys were so bad i had to get my mum to cut them off"

dangleberrys by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004

dangleberry

Balled up shit caught in your butthole hair. But on the contrary of a dingleberry, a dangleberry moves side to side as someone moves around.

Getting a dangleberry is the worst feeling in the world.

I can feel my dangleberry move around my ass hole and its driving me nuts!

dangleberry by e bizzales December 28, 2005

kringleberry

snow that gets stuck in yor ass hair

a person sgets snow stuck in there ass ahh i got a case of the kringleberry

kringleberry by Donny holmes December 14, 2005