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The Daily Double

When somebody decides to jack-off twice in one day.
Someone - "What'd you do yesterday?"

You - "Oh nothing, just the daily double."
by bnksns June 19, 2009
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daddy’s dailys with devon

a segment in which user devonhales.jpg hosts a killer talk show on live and kills the gays™️ with her finger guns
omg i can’t wait to watch today’s daddy’s dailys with devon!
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on a daily basis

Restaurant just open almost on a daily basis
by I_A February 20, 2012
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Carson Daily

When recently being interviewed by Conan O'Brien, Carson Daily admitted (...I'm just a douchebag) Yet NBC (which stands for Nothing But Crap) can't admit this and flush this douche juice!
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
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Daily Fear

Also known as the Daily Mail. This UK tabloid is well known for looking on everything in the most negative way possible, usually working towards articles that will convince their reader that their non-white postman wants to rape you, the milk that he delivers will give you cancer, the book you're reading at the breakfast table is designed to brainwash you and your video games and films are basically Satanic.

Oh and if you can stop worrying about that. You're guaranteed to get blown up by your neighbours while asteroids fall out the skies onto your dogs head.
Person 1: "Wow, I'm never going to a chinese ever again. The Daily Mail said that they put poison in every meal"

Person 2: "I see the Daily Fear strikes again."

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Adult: "I'm taking your videogames away from you. They'll turn you into a rapist"

Child: "Cheers Daily Fear!"

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Person 1: "If we don't vote to get rid of all the foreigners soon we're going to become a muslim country where white people will be put to death in the town centres"

Person 2: "You've been reading the Daily Fear haven't you?"
by Dontbelievewhatyouread March 8, 2009
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Daily Fail

A thread posted by a troll on a message board that is anti-minority with the sole source being a link to a story in the scaremongering rag the Daily Mail (or the Daily Express or The Sun) that invariably turns out to be completely innocent and harmless.
Troll: "Muslim immigrants are eating BRITISH hamsters!!!!!! dailymail.co.uk/someshit/9454/lies"
Member: "Oh two Daily Fails in one day - well done."
by PabloDX9 August 21, 2009
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The Daily Show Effect

When the Daily Show goes on break a major disaster/news story happens the Friday immediately after the week's last show or early in the week off.
Dude,first the earthquake in Haiti,then the governor of Arizona,now the tsunami in Japan.The daily show effect must be at work.
by itstotallytrue March 31, 2011
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