dad

the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4

and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.

SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad

by sinister wuff July 17, 2016

Dad

I’m going to the store to get some milk

Hey dad where are you going? “Oh I’m going to get some milk I will be back soon”.

by KitKatHersheyChocolate November 16, 2019

Dad

Something that comes but won’t come back he will go to the milk store

Dad left 15 years ago

by I’m Jesus god December 30, 2019

Dad

A Son's First Hero.

A Daughters First Love.

Son: Dad I Want To Work Where You Work One Day.

Daughter: Thanks Dad I Love You.

by Jack Marino June 16, 2013

dad

A legend.

Dad is a legend.

by Dad 5 December 22, 2017

Dad

The person that is always there when you need a shoulder to cry on. The man that helped make you. The man that will be there through thick and thin.

"Dad thanks for always being there when I need a shoulder to cry on." " No problem sweetie!"

by Hippo_Lover78 February 16, 2017

Dadness

Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.

"Bill, get the fuck out of here with that dadness"

by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016