Dad

Someone who would leave to go get milk but has been gone for 27 years

My dad kills kids.

by Axo6969hm September 22, 2019

Dad

A male who screams at you for grades, and not holding the flashlight right.

"Dad, can i go to my friends house?"

by Cdprice102- check me out on yt December 9, 2019

dad

ERROR 304 MILK NOT FOUND

ERROR DAD WONT COME BACK FROM STORE

by ɥnɹq September 28, 2020

Dad

A Son's First Hero.

A Daughters First Love.

Son: Dad I Want To Work Where You Work One Day.

Daughter: Thanks Dad I Love You.

by Jack Marino June 16, 2013

Dadness

Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.

"Bill, get the fuck out of here with that dadness"

by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016

Dad

A daughter's first love and a sons first hero

Don't you just love dad

by Bill Nye the non science guy August 14, 2016

Dad

The person that is always there when you need a shoulder to cry on. The man that helped make you. The man that will be there through thick and thin.

"Dad thanks for always being there when I need a shoulder to cry on." " No problem sweetie!"

by Hippo_Lover78 February 16, 2017