custard muffler

Another name for a condom.

His blue veigned custard chucker was throbbing, but alas, it would be denied without him wearing the trusted custard muffler.

by Bruce Juice June 3, 2017

nasty custard

The resulting potpourri of squishy feces after a particularly violent diarrhea episode.

Dude, after the burritos and booze last night I made a really nasty custard this morning in my old lady's bed.

by Ed J. September 16, 2006

snatch custard

an absolutely disgusting phrase for vaginal discharge.

i don't think i'm capable of publicly using the phrase snatch custard, it's too disgusting.

by fat brewer January 24, 2010

Cunt Custard

Taboo slang for vaginal discharge.

"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"

by Jake Reed March 1, 2006

bum custard

Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...

She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard

by Squirrelking May 12, 2004

custard cannon

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

custard chucker

When a Man Jacks-Off in his hand and throws it itb someone's face. Mostly a Game played by College studants.

"Oww, my eye... You fucking custard chucker!"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006