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Factory Parts or Customized?

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020
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Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!
"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."
by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007
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Customer Service

A job which causes your anus to hurt because you've been bending over backward and taking it from whiny, complaining, bratty, idiots all freaking day long.

See also: HELL.
Me: I need a new job.
Friend: What kinda of job are you looking for?
Me: Anything other than customer service. I'd rather scoop the poop off streets.
by ~Diva~Delight June 15, 2008
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Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.
Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face
by Dr Dock November 30, 2003
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custom bait

A collectible doll or other toy in such poor condition that its only value is to someone who customises toys for art projects, or restores them using spare parts.
An artist posts to an online toy forum: "Deflocked, broken mechanisms, paint damaged, or hairless or hair-ruined My Little Ponies are the ones I'm most interested in, since they're just going to be custom bait."
by Kar Red Roses November 27, 2005
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custard chugger

Traditionally slang reference to homosexual men but has evolved and used to describe women as well.
He is a custard chugger. She is a custard chugger.
by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020
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