Crust of love 

It's when you cum on someone's face in the late evening when your lover (or really good friend) is sleeping. Then when he/she wakes up in the morning he/she will wake up with the crust of love.

"Did you like my crust of love this morning?"

Crust of love by homeless geoff January 14, 2013

Crust Technician 

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.

The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.

Crust Technician by Blackdeathjackal September 9, 2010

crust creep 

When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping

Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!

crust creep by penintheback December 13, 2010

Crust Paste

moist ointment for your crustiness.

Can you pass the crust paste? My weave is getting crusty again.

Crust Paste by lol times 10 May 10, 2014

crust eater 

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.

Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.

crust eater by Crunchwaffle April 18, 2017

crust.mp4 

a dude who’ll get your dick hard on the spot

Dude 1: “Man, this new hentai sucks... no more good tentacle fap material.”

Dude 2: “You got Instagram?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.. why?”

Dude 2: “Look up crust.mp4.”

Dude 1: “Okay.. but- WHY TF I GOT A BONER?!”

Dude 2: *proceeds to suck Dude 1 off*

crust.mp4 by Nick Gherr May 19, 2019

Crust Meist

Something or someone that is astonishingly crusty, filthy, and/or repulsive.

“Ewwww, crust meist”
“Get your toes away from me crust meist!”

Crust Meist by Crustmeister6000 May 30, 2023