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Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)
Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.
by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010
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Neo-Crunch

hipster term for post-Garcia hippies promoting idealism for a new century.
Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs.
by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008
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number crunch

an estimate, usually using percentages
"Are we hanging tonight?" "Maybe" "Give me a number crunch"
by Gaaaron November 18, 2013
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Crunch Community

It's a community mostly composed of racists and homophobes. The Leader so-called "Captain Crunch" is high power in Mexican drug "Sinaloa Cartel" and a famous twitch streamer known for playing games like "Stardew valley (ResidentSleeper)" and "SCP: Secret Laboratory". He is known to use words like "Welcome to the crunch community!" which is basically welcoming you to his cult. Also, he is obsessed whit nuts.
Leon: Yo are you in the Crunch community?
David: No way! I'm not racist!
by ItIsYourBoy March 16, 2021
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Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance
Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"
by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020
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Crunch Snap

instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap
Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP
by loljazzi February 5, 2020
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CUSTOM BY CRUNCH

When a car/ truck / van are totaled in a automotive accident.
" Did you hear about Stan's car?'
" Ya, custom by crunch."
by Dan D Doty October 12, 2018
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