chrismas hoes

the best type of "ho" usually they come in groups of three's and are delivered by a jolly old fat white man on dec. 24

homie1: yo i was hooking up with sarah last night and when i woke up their were two other beezys

homie2: looks like santa gave you dem "chrismas hoes".

by weedtom420 December 27, 2011

Chrismah

When Caucasian/preppy people try to use slang to communicate the term "Chrimuh"(see Chrihmuh) with their black/Cajun counterparts, yet are still too proper.

White people slang for Christmas.

"Merry Chrismah everybody!"

"Hey bih, what did you get me for Chrihmuh?"
"Hi Tyrone, I got you a Roth IRA for Chrismah! Yay!"

by McHesp December 28, 2017

Crismeili

Crismeili is only kind to those close to her. Also she has an Obsison with her crush's for some reason. She loves her bestie and she will always be there when you need her

Crismeili likes to help others she is a not so very kind soul when you betray her

by crismeili December 12, 2021

Chrismachkwanzawanadan

A combination of Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, and Ramadan, four holidays that occur around the same time in the winter. (The word itself is less important than making it as long as humanly possible, and combining at least three of those four holidays.)

1. It can be used to describe a multi-religious or secular holiday that purposely assimilates several religious traditions in an effort to be universally applicable (especially ones that are somewhat ignorant of the holidays that they are combining).
2. Or, as a comical salutation to wish a happy holiday to as many people as possible.

Similar to Chrinnukyulezaa and Chrinnukyulezaa.

1. "I hung some dreidls and vegetables on the tree, so that Noah and M'kayla wouldn't feel so left out this year."
"Good idea; let's see if they'd like to help us bake some gingerbread Ramadan cookies."

2. 'Merry Kwanzidanamistamas!'
'Happy Chrismachkwanzawanadan!'

by MoxyFox December 26, 2006

Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"

by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010

Crimany-A

A term of nusance, annoyance, frustration.
fucking shit, darn, damn, dang, etc.

"Crimany-A! That Saddam is rellay getting on my nerves!";
"Crimany-A! Where's the remote!"

by Jexirian/JOssius/Nix May 5, 2004

chrismahanakwanzaka

Politics politics politics...You just can't say Merry Christmas anymore, we have to be politically correct and address everyone's frickin' holiday! So here it is, cover all bases with this: Merry, Happy, whatever the hell you celebrate, Chrismahanakwanazaka Beeotch!

Are they Jewish, Christian, or African? Don't know? Say this: Merry Chrismahanakwanzaka!

by MACLOVER January 2, 2008