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Facebook mid-life crisis

All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.

B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009
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cripes

What one says when they are extremely annoyed of frustrated by another or something. Often replaces the "damn it".
CRIPES! Would you just leave me the Hell alone already?!
by CoshSA June 5, 2005
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crissy

crissy is very specail. she is somepone you can never replace, or change. yes, your crissy may have some problems, my crissy does too. but i love her anyways, me and her are ride or die! she will always be my number one. love you crissy sinclair!
crissy darling, ur so beautiful!
from, ur anonymous lover
by ur.nightmare.lover October 19, 2018
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Existential Crisis

Realizing that life is meaningless, worthless, or at best, a shit sandwich.
With the Grexit looming Christine is having an existential crisis. Being a disingenuous creep, and not wanting to face the possibility that she is simply just a highly paid shit supplier to the world shit sandwich market, Christine does not opt to reform the accumulated rot of the IMF but opts instead to blame Greece.
by WeDontCall911 June 29, 2015
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quarter life crisis

When you realize suddenly that you've finished school, and it's time to Choose Your Career, and Support Yourself, and enter the Real World -- NOW -- and you have no eartly idea what to do. It doesn't help that you probably have absolutely no job experience whereas the jobs you see advertised everywhere want at least 3-5 years.

You can buy yourself some time to regroup by getting a McJob.
Oh god what do i do where do i go from here my resume sucks i suck and i don't have any money and if i go to my parents i'm a failure and i need to get out there and find a job but i don't see any that i want or that i think i'll know how to do very well or they won't hire me anyway 'cause i can't prove i'm any good so i think i'll just sit here in my room in the dark and curl up and go to sleep for awhile.......
by Never Knows Best May 11, 2004
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jesus cripes

OH JESUS CRIPES I RAN OVER A PHEASANT
by Cripes Almightly! October 16, 2013
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Criss cross applesauce

A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.
That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!
by Mayut January 12, 2016
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