All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.
B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009
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by CoshSA June 5, 2005
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crissy is very specail. she is somepone you can never replace, or change. yes, your crissy may have some problems, my crissy does too. but i love her anyways, me and her are ride or die! she will always be my number one. love you crissy sinclair!
by ur.nightmare.lover October 19, 2018
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by WeDontCall911 June 29, 2015
Get the Existential Crisis mug.When you realize suddenly that you've finished school, and it's time to Choose Your Career, and Support Yourself, and enter the Real World -- NOW -- and you have no eartly idea what to do. It doesn't help that you probably have absolutely no job experience whereas the jobs you see advertised everywhere want at least 3-5 years.
You can buy yourself some time to regroup by getting a McJob.
You can buy yourself some time to regroup by getting a McJob.
Oh god what do i do where do i go from here my resume sucks i suck and i don't have any money and if i go to my parents i'm a failure and i need to get out there and find a job but i don't see any that i want or that i think i'll know how to do very well or they won't hire me anyway 'cause i can't prove i'm any good so i think i'll just sit here in my room in the dark and curl up and go to sleep for awhile.......
by Never Knows Best May 11, 2004
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Get the jesus cripes mug.A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.
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