Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

creople

A mixture of the words creepy and people. Used to describe a creepy person. Plural: creoples

There creoples outside our window...we should throw orange peels at them

by mmmtoast May 8, 2010

Crumplebutt

A lazy Slackamoose; also an amazing alcoholic beverage.

Mix Pineapple juice, White Cranberry/Strawberry juice, 151 rum, Lemon lime soda, Blue Caracao liquer and everclear.

Dude, she's so lazy...

Yeah, what a crumplebutt

-or-

Man, did you taste that drink?

Yeah, man, that Crumplebutt knocked me on my ass!

by JamesMongold January 16, 2011

crepple

The area of skin above the eye and below the brow that has become wrinkled. From Canadian decent, this word was developed among skin care professionals to describe the wrinkling of the eyelid.

At the age of 35 , i looked at myself in the mirror and noticed my eyelids developed a slight crepple

by meinster November 25, 2011

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011

crimple

Crimple is when someone is injured and has to be on crutches or a wheel chair. Crimple could also mean someone that has a knee brace, broken arm, and ect.

Example) Tiffany is crimple.

This is meaning tiffany is injured and has a knee brace + crutches.

by Secret04 June 4, 2016

creeple

People who dont have an instinct to know what's creepy . Often conceited people who think they must be given special treatment and may not be criticized, and their creepy behaviour towards others is just a sign of sophistication and "knowing one's way around". Can thrive in places where one may not be straightforwardly criticized for one's actions and behaviour ("disrespected"), except to be patronized by "higher beings" who may not be criticized either, and where being conceited and affected is the rule.

Quora is a good place for creeple to pretend to be normal, even sophisticated people.

by felixh December 7, 2016