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creationists

The idiots and religious radicals who want humanity to stay in the dark ages.
Creationists are those who reject modern scientific theories and laws, especially evolution, over their old religious doctrines which they so happen to be loyal to.
by Sandwich Bocks January 24, 2011
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Creatress

Creatress created the universe...God only provided the funds.
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ceaton

Ceaton: Pronounced:: keet - un

The perfect young man or boy who will charm you with one look of his beautiful brown eyes and his mischievous smile. He touches your heart by simply taking your hand. He loves to have fun and play games. If you and him become good friends he will hug you tight and kiss your cheek every time he sees you. He forgives easily but be careful because if you break his heart you may lose any affection he has for you. Anyone would be lucky to have a Ceaton for a friend.
"WOW look at that man he has the most beautiful smile ever, he must be a Ceaton."
"You are the luckiest woman in the world to have such a Ceaton as a Grandson"
"Did you see the way his sweet smile had just a hint of mischief"? "Oh yes I did, he's a Ceaton for sure"
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inebriation-creation

A term used to describe any random activities, usually made-up on the fly, that only extremely intoxicated individuals would perform. These events may be small, such as imitating animals, shoving objects inside of random body orifices, dancing naked, and playing penis tag, but they could also be more extreme. The sheer spontaneity of these activities can result in a lot of fun, not to mention the fact that the individual's drunken state will not inhibit him in any way, throwing responsibility and reason out of the window. However, the more extreme inebriation-creations may result in injury and even death.
An example of an extreme inebriation-creation: During night-time, an insanely drunk individual or group of people get in an automobile, hit the nearest highway, freeway, or interstate, push the automobile to its highest speed limit (usually well above 120 miles per hour). After this stage is achieved, the driver will turn off his headlights and let go of the steering wheel. If the driver has even the slightest amount of common sense left in him, he will periodically take control of the steering wheel and turn on the headlights so he/she does not crash and burn. Even so, there is approximatly an 80% chance of assured death for all of the people in the car at the time.

Man 1 "Yo dude, like, what happened last night, did I pass out?"
Man 2 "Naww man you were wildin out, doin all these ridiculous inebriation-creations and shit"
Man 3 "Shit man, thats probably why there were marbles up my ass this morning"
by Stalkingturkey July 20, 2008
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Creaton

Phil is a total Creaton.
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Creationists

Weak-minded people with an extremely weak (or no) faith. Their real belief in god is so WEAK, that they must rationalise their belief in god by turning their back on science. They also "literally" accept the bible as fact and reference the "book" of Genesis to support creation. However, their arguments fail because they forget which book of Genesis to reference (is it the first book or the second book of creation)? Rather than say, well science and God work together, they have to cling to a false and failed belief in the literal nature of a document corrupted and manipulated for centuries by the hands of man. They argue and fight, but unfortunately forget the motto WJGAFF - would Jesus give a flying fuck?
Teacher - "Fossils are geological records of life on earth spanning billions of years."

Creationists - "Nah, my pastor says the bible is fact, and the earth is 100 hundred years old."

Teacher - "Get out of my class and go be homeschooled with the other retards."
by Relgulious Man April 2, 2010
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