Crawford moment

When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase

Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡

by CrawfordMoment April 26, 2022

Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by anonymous November 25, 2023

madison crawford

trick ass bitch but pretty chill and needs to kill herself

Guy: your such a madison crawford
Girl: kill yourself

by My.bleach.killed.itself June 7, 2017

Crawford

Usually the most cutthroat person you have ever met. Someone who likes to be a savage in all aspects of life.

"wow, your such a Crawford, that girl asked you for your number and you said you couldn't give it to her because you thought she was ugly"

by CrannyO August 2, 2017

St als Crawford st

Worst schools in Cork principal is above 6” and don’t know how to stfu half the time all a bunch of cheeky shits in there

Don’t waste your time with st als Crawford st

by Imagine caring bt life October 6, 2022

ian crawford

Incredible guitarist that has been the former touring guitarist of one of my four favorite bands, Panic! At The Disco. He is super, super attractive and he's very funny. He can also sing like an angel, god I would do anything for him.

Friend: Hey, do you know any good guitarists?
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!

by FALLOUTBOYTRASH December 17, 2017

DIRTY CRAWFORD

When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet

Boss called, he wants a Dirty Crawford again

by LiLi and the PPs April 7, 2023