John Crawford

John Crawford is an American professional wrestler who is constantly annoying every chance he get

If someone says you’re acting like John Crawford, they are saying you’re annoying

by DCW guy November 4, 2022

mrs cratchit crawford

A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.

ide love to have a mrs cratchit crawford as a freind

by dxismxe May 2, 2019

stuby crawford

a stubly old vagina

that old mrs.haggerty had a gross stuby crawford vagina

by grass mower February 8, 2010

Fiona Crawford

A beautiful young ladie, that has a special boyfriend with a fucked up daughter, very loving and forgiving

F-I-O-N-A C-R-A-W-F-O-R-D Fiona Crawford

by Traviee May 18, 2011

Crawford

A guy whos main sexual drive is in search of the otphj, or if you arent in the know, the "over the pants hand job"

"yo is your boy gonna get it in tonight"
"nah bro, he is a Crawford, that's not his bag"

by TakeTheRedPillStayWoke December 10, 2018

matthew crawford

Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.

Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!

by Gavin 🦔 November 5, 2021

Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023