one man craps

When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.

Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".

by Kentpappy June 10, 2007

cranksta

Someone from a rural area trying to look and act as if they are a gangster from the hard streets of the big city. Country + Gangster = Cranksta

Jethro is such a cranksta with that fake limp he walks around with and those 24 inch wheels on his Deawoo. You know he grow up working on his dad's farm in Alabama and has never even seen a real gangster besides the ones he saw in the movie Boyz n the Hood, right?

by Original Cranksta April 24, 2010

Friday Night Cranks

THE MOST AWESOMEST THING IN THE WORLD

Jim: Did you see Friday night Cranks last night?
Bob: FUCK YEAH

by runwithscissorsonstickam January 31, 2009

Crapshit

Exclamation of surprise, especially dismay or other non-favorable excitment (though not always)

Oh great merciful 'crapshit', my hand is stuck in the blender!

by Trey October 20, 2004

crapshaith

it is a word from the band Group X it is another word for crap: shaith just means stuff

If you have a 386 computer it is crapshaith.

by Cazbot February 7, 2003

crapstation

a word used to descibe sony's crappy video game system quality.

my crapstation crapped out on me again. maybe i shoulda bought microsoft or nintendo.

by metroider May 15, 2005

Cranston

Cranston is the third largest city in Rhode Island. Located south of Providence and north of West Warwick. You can find a equal mix of characters in Cranston ranging from white trash, burn outs, snobs, and rich folks. But honestly Cranston is a very unique place with many perks to living there. 5 minutes from the city and only 20 from the beach. There are many good restaurants located in the area as well. The girls from Cranston seem to just be a lot more attractive, especially the girls from the west side. Cranstonians have a distinct accent, different from other Rhode Islanders. Even the creator of Family Guy, Seth McFarlane, likes the city so much he has be quoted in saying Quahog has been modeled after Cranston.

-" there nothing to do in Cranston!"

-" let's go pick up some girls at Garden City, yo!"

by richard d. nixon February 12, 2009