feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.

Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.

by Michael Smith April 21, 2018

I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

by Kollando February 25, 2018

Let the cows out

Inadvertently or otherwise telling something said in confidence; i.e. "letting the cat out of the bag," or "spilling the beans."

I can't believe you trusted her with your secret; she will always let the cows out!

by Hamfat December 29, 2018

heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Life span of cows

Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)

The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days

by Smoll potato December 4, 2021

Twisting A Cows Nipples

“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.

“ damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.

by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023

🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.

A biological miracle; 🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮 have been milked for decades

by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024