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cunt couture

oozing pure cunt. dripping with diamonds. u are the runway. ur a bitch with purpose.
*twice preforming HELLO on tour*

audience member: CUNT COUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!
by tteacat September 27, 2022
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Lake Couture

If "Couture" is the design of fashionable clothes to a person's specific tastes and measurements, then "Lake Couture" is expressed as clothing explicitly designed for life on the lake with a casual and artfully stressed rugged flair. Each "Lake Girl" or "Lake Guy" likely has their favorite shoes to protect their feet and deal with water and walk on boats. It mixes bikini tops, shredded cut-off shorts, cropped shirts, hoodie sweatshirts, lifestyle quotes, and maybe a touch of sparkle, depending on the lake region.
"Did you see Jane when she showed up at 'Party Cove' on Memorial Day? She was decked out in Lake Couture, American flag bikini top, short-shorts, and a bedazzled $4 Bass Fishing trucker hat!"
by Iamcuriosity August 15, 2024
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poor couture

When poor, trashy people try really hard to dress in what they think is fashionable and cool... But it's hilariously bad, but entertaining.
This guy on "Life After Lockup" wearing the giant sunglasses, scarf, and fingerless gloves is poor couture.
by TrickLuvDaKids January 1, 2024
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Haute Couture

Haute Couture is a division of the fashion industry organized by the trade association named the Fédération de la Haute Couture (formerly the Chambre Syndicale de la Couture). In Haute Couture, High fashion Houses produce two collections a year and then make customized versions of the designs in the collection for individual clients according to their specific measurements. Haute Couture collections are the most prestigious and luxurious that exist in the fashion industry. The materials are precious, everything is studied in detail. And it takes about 200-500 hours or even more to create one of these custom-made garments.
Haute Couture The materials are precious, everything is studied in detail. And it takes about 200-500 hours or even more to create one of these custom-made garments.
by Abundance Love January 12, 2025
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Haute Couture Pokeur

The act of playing 8 card poker and waking up the next day with no money.
Cory usually plays Haute Couture Pokeur and is broke on Monday.
by Sweet Tits October 11, 2003
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Acrylitape Couture

Fashionable clothing made from acrylic paint and tape.
Gertrude's clothing is fashionable Acrylitape Couture and is highly collectable due to their one of a kind design.
by Gertrude Lives Her Best Life January 21, 2019
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Crackhead Couture

Someone who's Choice in clothing is impractical, doesn't match at all, and or is noticeably dirty. The person in question also appears to be unwashed and doesn't care what others may think of their appearance, suggesting drug use.
A: "Hey, what's up with Jack? He looks like he got his clothes from a Goodwill dumpster, and he wreaks!"

B: "Ever since his breakup he's been taking worse care of himself. He went from metrosexual to Crackhead Couture!"
by Creature Feature Sneakers January 26, 2023
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