My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
A couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 06, 2014
"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."
by Fleetsailor May 16, 2013
The process of becoming intoxicated at a party while remaining within the confines of a couch. The couch does one of two things; the first is that it enhances and disguises the level of intoxication until one gets up to go to the bathroom, to break the seal (not recommended), and the true level of drunkenness is exposed.
The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.
-MC
-BRONX
The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.
-MC
-BRONX
"Yo What you doing tonight" "Shit just headed over to the house getting mad couch drunk" "word"
"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"
"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"
by TCPcouchdrunkcrew August 30, 2011
A couch tour is when you and a group of friends watch, or stream, a live concert from the comfort of your home on the couch. This generally applies for Jam Bands like Phish, The Grateful Dead, Dead and Company, Disco Biscuits, Lotus etc.
Host: Hey guys! The Phish show is streaming tonight, who is coming over to couch tour?!
Friend 1: Of course I'll couch tour with you! You have a decent stream link?
Host: Would I be a true fan if I didn't?
Friend 1: Of course I'll couch tour with you! You have a decent stream link?
Host: Would I be a true fan if I didn't?
by Dead Phish Fan June 11, 2018
a person that is kind of a couch potato but cooler, and is so hot that them being on the couch makes it totally more badass than before.
by Kalta QT/Englapukinn September 23, 2009
noun, the act of being to lazy while laying on the couch and deciding to take a peaceful shit in between the cushions.
Kevin come over here and look at this. Wow, somebody got us really bad by leaving that smelly green couch muffin in between our new leather couch. Wow what a crazy night.
by chefgotto January 26, 2011