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Edgar Cortez

A term used to describe someone who has 75 credits in their senior year of high school and goes 0 and 9 in rainbow six siege.
Wow he’s a real edgar cortez! He’s failed math one 3 times over the course of four years and now works at a Dunkin’ Donuts
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 10, 2022
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Out of Context Everything

What seems to be another retarded and unoriginal gimmick account that repost shit to twitter on the outside, but on the inside the most heinous and crazy fucking drama happened in the discord server which was filled with mentally ill and unfunny teens the server only lasted for a year until the mods became fucking lazy and decided to delete it. The first account got mass reported and deleted which caused a stir in late 2020, but they made a second one and its still going on to this day somehow.
Guy 1: Yo dude have you heard that Out of Context Everything got permanently banned on Twitter
Guy 2: Oh! That copy and paste gimmick account.
by HardtimeSpazzy May 13, 2022
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Cortez

A small town in SW Colorado, where there is nothing to do but drag main and go to Wal-Mart. Also known as home to tweekers, teenage mothers, and the scattered ashes of broken dreams. Filled with trailer parks, rednecks, and methamphetamines, Cortez is a white trash paradise!
Billy - "Wow Ted, I saw like, 10 people I knew at Wal-Mart today!"
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"

Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."
by pixieishsallie March 19, 2009
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contextricate

Convenient one word term for the otherwise clumsy "take out of context". Obviously derived from context and extricate (latter meaning to elaborately and deviously withdraw from a precarious situation). This is new coinage - you heard it on Urban Dictionary first.
The attorney contextricated his client's ex-wife tennis lessons on summer afternoons to give them the appearance of a tawdry romance ostensibly culminating in a tryst.
by Slick Willy March 16, 2005
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Cortesia

A girl who is usually inspiring. She is strong willed. Sometimes feisty. An honorable girl. Sometimes may be classified by the saying; "Bossy from head to toe.. freaky but never a hoe...She plays the game like monopoly but she dares a bitch to land on her property."
Cortesia is always trying to help everybody else with they problems, and can't even fix her own.
by Mr. Anonymous2058 November 11, 2011
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cortez

he don’t get no bitches and he works at walmart that’s about it with this guy
“man why everyone be hating on that man cortez?”
why not
by jovisstupid June 20, 2020
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Cortel

by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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