Correctomundo

A fact or the truth

That is correctomundo

by AngR March 26, 2022

Auto-correct

The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.

Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct

by TheCandyDirectioner December 2, 2015

Chris Cornell

The most badass singer in the world, best voice in rock!

No one can sing like Chris Cornell

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Golden Corral

To lose control of one's bowels due to a spontaneous onset of diarrhea from eating at Golden Corral.

Unable to arrive quickly enough to my next destination (and the next available restroom), I Golden Corralled in my pants and had to drive home in a pseudo-standing position.

by TripleSS May 26, 2009

Cordell

Cordell is the freaking hilarious kid that a lot of people want to hang out with. He's the guy that will befriend one girl and date another because that one girl is like a sister to most of his friends... including him. And he really likes to make fun of Kim Jung Un and listen to strange songs. He is really smart- although he says that he isn't, he really is. Cordell is fun to hang out with and call him your brother but.. it really sucks when you start to fall in love.......

😂😂😂Cordell!!!😂😂😂

by I Wouldnt Do That! February 6, 2019

Integer Correlation

The scientific name for the hate you feel the more time you spend with a person

Man I spent all weekend with wilson im starting to feel some Integer Correlation.

by BLDA October 19, 2010

Correctile Disfunction

Refusal to proof read an essay, because it's taken you so long to do/is so boring/is so close to the deadline that you can't be bothered/don't have time to read it again and correct errors.

Commonly experienced at university where there is a frequent need to produce large bodies of work on boring subjects.

Dam, I didn't get 40% in my essay. I'm sure it was awesome when I wrote it.

What do the tutors comments say?

"Constant spelling errors throughout. Totally detracted from the subject, essay does not make any sense."

Dude, didn't you proof read that shit? We had weeks to do it.

Didn't finish the first draft until 2 minutes before the deadline. Had to smoke crack all night just to stay awake and finish it.

Sounds like you suffered a serious case of correctile disfunction.

by RLD123 April 19, 2011