cornball muffinhead

Someone who is acting like a weirdo; clueless.

Thomas: Hey do you put the regular dish soap in the dishwasher?
Marcia: No! You cornball muffinhead!

by Stevie Pete February 22, 2011

Cornballing

the act of sticking your penis inside another man's anus.

My mom caught me cornballing my best friend and she said I should be ashamed.

by Prozach21 November 20, 2010

cornball

coming from the word corn(y), a cornball is like a country bumpkin or dimwitted person such as a redneck; having to do with activities of such people.

The current president of the U.S. is a cornball. G. W. Bush invented the notion of WMDs in Iraq because he just wanted to have a war during his administration. To say Iraqis were freedom-hungry and that the USA was spreading freedom are cornball excuses for going to war.

by Richard Black April 13, 2005

cornwallace

a man with an unusually large white pork syringe.

and thus, cornwallace took lake titicaca

by stink butt September 6, 2003

Cornwallis

one who willingly surrenders to an act of self-degradation, generally through the act of desperate, rigid sexual contact

Thomas: "I heard that Marcia from accounting showed up at Martin's for the GBW."
Richard: "That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, she is definitely a Cornwallis."

"Make love to me, William. I am your Cornwallis."
"You certainly know how to set the mood, Patrick."
"I know. Now grab the whips and chains."

Gentleman, steer clear of Paris. She is not only the crustacean transportation but also a Cornwallis...the city, I mean.

by Danfield January 17, 2007

Cornball

A cornball is basically, the new geek. Just like a nerd used to be a lame but a geek was just completely off the scale lame. Now a geek or computer geek is someone who highly educated, usually through personal experience rather than actual institution education, in common computer softeware and the internet in general. He or she more often than not will also repair PCs. Pirately tendencies also usually apply.

This definition does not encompass cornballs in total. There are many varieties and sometimes a cornball IS a lame. Examples are shown below.

Cornball
Napolean Dynamite
Ashy Larry
Michael Scott
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Me
Dwight Schrup
Donnie
Police (Definitely - all the wrong things)
The 40 Year old Virgin
Charlie - Me, Myself and Irene

by Beezy25 April 29, 2009

cornball

A wrestling technique that involves giving a thumbs up to the opponents anus. May or may not involve a winding up motion.

Ponch decided it was time the match had ended and administered the cornball to his opponent.

by hooka January 11, 2005