A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.
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I Just Got Cornified
after not playing for a over a week, i decided to raise a little havoc using cornification
after not playing for a over a week, i decided to raise a little havoc using cornification
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by DNrep414 March 9, 2009
Get the cornivore mug.Cornism is basically the religion based entirely around corn you must devote your entire life to corn everything u love is nothing corn is your everything now.
example of cornism ''Hey man, I just traded my kid for some corn!'' from this quote we can refer that this is a good cornist and deserves his corn!
by Clucks September 26, 2018
Get the Cornism mug.A sexual maneuver associated with Cock and Ball Torture, where a man's partner skewers both of his testicles with any pointy object, commonly a large toothpick or kabab stick, imitating the popular dish "shish kabab"
Me and my girl got really crazy last night and she gave me a Cornish Kabab, so i'm gonna be out of commission for the next few months
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Get the Cornish Kabab mug.A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.
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Get the Candy Corning mug.Sexual Position in which, the female lays down, face first, on the shore with both hands by her side. Her lower back should be arched, at this point, the male who plays the role of the Cornish lifeguard, (who is just finishing his pasty), is thrusting his fallace in her anus. The added bonus is that the tide allows the female to freely and lifelessly sway back and forth in the cooling cornish tide.
First Guy: So how did the date with Mandy go?
Second Guy: Couldn't have been better, we did the Cornish Lifeguard. - All day.
Second Guy: Couldn't have been better, we did the Cornish Lifeguard. - All day.
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