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Cockscreen

An advanced version of a cock block. It's when several guys are simultaneously cockblocking in formation.
Steve tried to get Danielle's number, but she was suddenly surrounded by a cockscreen.
by LRRfan January 21, 2011
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Porkscrew

The meatwad of a pig, closely resembling the shape of a "corkscrew".
Odo likes to take porkscrews in the ear. That's why she's so brain dead.
by Drift_91 August 1, 2010
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conscrewed

Misconstrued in a way that is detrimental to the original intent.
The protesters message was conscrewed because people misunderstood and then were offended.

First usage by Larry Fitzgerald on CNBC squawk box at 8:30am on Friday, February 2nd, 2018.
by cmaker May 4, 2018
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Cockscreech

by OhYeahMan123 March 1, 2017
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Kalamazoo cockscrew

When a Woman creates gloves from steel wool and wears them while giving the male a hand job. Then urinates in his mouth.
Woah Betty, I gave Jim Bob a Kalamazoo Cockscrew, now his penis is raw
by K.J. Mills December 27, 2009
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Hawaiian Cork-Screw

When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.
1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."
by Beastman911 June 17, 2013
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Corkscrewed

Banging a chick while your dehydrated turtle head poop acts as a cork holding in the methane and fecal slurry of greasy, spicy food waste; then timing the unclenching of your sphincter with your orgasm causing the explosive release of the "cork" and the spraying and pouring of said fecal slurry wildly onto the receiver of your affection as the cum shot blast her vaginal walls.
On his cheat day Jimmy crushed a sardine pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese as well

as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!
by Psychoee July 23, 2019
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