cooncakes

A term made popular in Painesville, ohio. It slang for pussy. At first people thought cause of the word coon in it, it was racial but theres nothing racial about its just word.

Boy#1. I see you went home with that girl from the club last night what happend did you get the cooncakes

Boy#2. What do you think happend, I got some cooncakes from her.

by rupert s May 27, 2008

cornflakes

the crust that forms on your face after sniffing too many poppers

them poppers burnt like hell last night ive got some serious cornflakes forming under my nose

by Messarooni August 25, 2008

cornflake

The nasty little flakes that line your undergarments during a herpes outbreak.

These cornflakes are tickling my testicles.

by Chris Ward (Winchester, VA) March 1, 2011

cornflake

the dry earwax in your ears

"What are you doing".
"Getting cornflakes out my ears".

by blazblu January 7, 2011

CornFlakes

the flakiest person you know. someone you never can count on. definately deserving the title CornFlakes.

hey yo Anwar did baldemar come by and help you out like he said he was?

who "CornFlakes" that fool never showed up!

by plan-a-emcee October 21, 2005

Cornflake

A rich idiot.

After Boris Johnson, Eton-educated mayor of London, who called poor people stupid, claiming that the bigger cornflakes tended to end up at the top of the packet.

He then failed three IQ questions on live radio.

A: Did you hear what Boris Johnson said today?
B: He's such a cornflake.

by jolene_motley December 3, 2013

conflake

The phenomenon that occurs every time you debate a conservative on a public forum and prove them wrong...they leave the conversation immediately.

"Hey, where did that conservative go? He didn't disprove my evidence like he said he would."
"Oh, he conflaked several minutes ago."

by modans55 July 12, 2017