cooter cooler

A "cooter cooler" is a person who pours water inside the shorts of a woman athlete/fighter to cool her during an event/fight.

cooter cooler sports woman shorts water iight

by Sindi_cat May 5, 2016

cooch cooler

A mini skirt so short it barely covers her privates, thus getting some air.

Dude1: Did you see that chick in the cooch cooler?
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!

by Coyote Boy February 4, 2014

cleveland cooler

When a women crushes an ice cube in her mouth then licks your butt and spits the ice chunks in the butthole.

Honey, I ate hot wings and then pooped and it burns. I could use a Cleveland Cooler.

by CCooler January 5, 2018

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Saskatchewan Cooler

The process of using accumulated snow to keep your alcohol cold. Usually seen in the form of throwing your warm beer into a snow bank for fast cooling results.

Yeah man my Kokanee was warm but we’ve got a foot of snow so I threw them in the old
Saskatchewan cooler and they cooled off real fast.

by Johnny Baboon 69 April 15, 2022

Boston Cooler

A beverage popular in Southeast Michigan made with sweet ginger ale and vanilla ice cream. Made popular at drive ins during the 50s, still very popular today.

Give me a Boston Cooler with my onion rings.

by swamphawk22 February 23, 2011

Beer Cooler

When a girl stuffs her mouth full of ice cubes and then you shove your cock in like a beer in a cooler.

*Note: If her face doesn't resemble a lumpy Dizzy Gillespie, it's merely a Polar Blow.

After Jennifer packed a pound of ice in her mouth she proceeded to beer cooler Trey.

by Nick and Burge November 23, 2005