constriction crew 

A road construction crew by whose actions cause constrictions in the roadway.

The constriction crew on I-94 this morning had three lanes of traffic down to a single lane, causing 2 miles of backups.

constriction crew by mookmerkinjr May 1, 2010

construction compound

Some wack shit that is imaginary and non-existent.

Yo that shit is such a construction compound.

construction compound by anonymous November 20, 2019

Contraception balloons 

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.

Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

Contraception balloons by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

Contrapting 

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

Contrapting by Damon K. May 23, 2022

Lawyer Construction 

Loud thumping noise emanating from the corner office. Sounds like real construction, but is actually just the company lawyer banging around stacks of paper on his desk.

Employee 1: "Damn that's loud. Are they hanging drywall in there today? "

Employee 2: "No it's just Mr. Cochran doing some lawyer construction."

Lawyer Construction by SeaFlyer January 3, 2013

road construction season 

A period of time that happens in Idaho during early summer to late fall (could be longer) in which almost every main road is closed and everyone has to take overcrowded detours to get to their destination

Ugh... it's road construction season again.

road construction season by Jerry Blerg February 28, 2017

multi-contraptional 

Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.

That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work.

multi-contraptional by Wayne Jones September 12, 2005