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constimate

to get with, date
(constant + mate = constimate)
Girl One: Nicole, you and him should really constimate! You are so cute together!
by xnicole123 September 21, 2011
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Conspirate

The definition of cool (sorry Jesus, maybe next time)
Conspirate is too cool for school.
by Randall Thug 69 September 28, 2006
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constimated

being constipated and mating at the same time- ouch,
friend 1: oh, what did you do last night?
friend 2: i constimated all night.
by yeeyeeyeeyeeyee June 24, 2008
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Constipated

When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.
*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.

Cause I'm constipated
by etwizzle July 31, 2015
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consited

During an Engineering Project, we where arguing over putting Sources Cited or Sources Consulted, so we drank a few beers, and I came up with Consited, and we put Sources Consited on the project, and ended up getting an A.
In this paper, the sources are listed in the Sources Consited page before the Appendicies.
by J.E. Davis June 26, 2004
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Constibater

Someone who is sits on the toilet constipated while masturbating.
Last night i was a total constibater.
by shineypoo January 26, 2010
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The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
by anonymous May 2, 2023
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