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Conneely

Locking yourself & your partner away in your bedroom for a weekends worth of horizontal jogging.
Cor, im knackered! Been on a Conneely all weekend...
by D_A_B June 25, 2008
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canned magic

Any kind of web portal/forum/news script/ect... package that you can download, install, and set up without having to do any kind of coding for. Everything is done for you.
I would write my own portal, but canned magic is so easy!
by Brian and Darby September 30, 2004
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cannediversary

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary
I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.
by PJeigh May 12, 2007
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Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.
Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him
by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016
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Commander Canned

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander
Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!
by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019
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Connecticutioners

(Pronounces like executioners)

The way to refer to your fellow rich, preppy brethren from the state of Connecticut. Why Connecticutioners? Cause the Constitutioners is nerdy and the Nutmeggers sounds gay.
CONNECTICUTIONERS!!! WOOO!!! ALRIGHT!!!! WE RULE!!!
NEW JERSEY SUCKS D!!!
by mak124 August 4, 2010
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mcdonald's internet connection

When your playing an online game and your internet connection is so laggy that you have no control of your game.
Tim got that McDonald's internet connection, no wander his K/D's so bad
by Tj1700 April 18, 2016
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