Congratulaeuon

When you accidentally take a shit in your grandmas litter box

You :“Yo fart bag you got congratulaeuon”

Grandma: “OH DEAR!”

by Your dear mom September 9, 2021

Congraduations

I first came up with this in the late 1960s.
I may, therefore, have originated it.

Congraduations on your Matriculation ! ! !

by Mets-Tie-Guy May 16, 2022

Concrapulated

To be pissed, drunk, drink controls you.

*The difference between sobriety and concrapulated* Brian Teasdale 2023 tiktok

That lad over there is concrapulated

by taden boarson December 29, 2023

congratulationality

A symptom which significantility causes Stage II cancer, IRS coming after you, and increases chances of a rare lightning strike.

Doctor: Congratulations! You have congratulationality!
Me: Oh no.
IRS: You forgot to put five dollars on your tax report. Guess five years of jail isn't too bad.

by whodenym January 13, 2024

Confragulated

A despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

I don’t have a social studies credit, I’m so confragulated.

by Todalew March 6, 2024

Confragulate

To put someone in a despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

Don’t talk to him, he’ll confragulate you.

by Todalew March 6, 2024

Congratulations

Extra extra well-done food

Waiter: And how would you like your steak?
Customer: Congratulations.

by The_Epicness9000 May 11, 2024