Comendeer

What it's called when a cop steals your car.

Person 1: dude look at my new ride.
Cop 1: I'm comendeering your vehicle!
Person 1: dude why
Cop 1: T H A T ' S C L A S S I F I E D I N F O R M A T I O N

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

comprehensive

Dragoon gets to do whatever the fuck he wants

comprehensive is a shit word

by ggawvdhgbajdk July 20, 2021

comprehensible input

Comprehensible input is language input that can be understood by listeners despite them not understanding all the words and structures in it. ... According to Krashen's theory of language acquisition, giving learners this kind of input helps them acquire language naturally, rather than learn it consciously.

you need comprehensible input to acquire a language.

by Henrikj November 5, 2021

Compremehend

It means to do the same thing as comprehend but for slow people who don’t think right

I compremehended how dumb my friend was

by Joey Little February 26, 2022

compressed head

when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.

ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)

by compressed girlfriend 🥲 July 24, 2022

compounded fuckedupedness

When your relatively small fuck-up balloons into a much, much larger fuck-up as a result of other people's fuck-up.

If the plumber hadn't of fucked up, and the building super hadn't fucked up, my giant fucked up turd wouldn't have flooded the basement. It's compounded fuckedupedness.

by Walter_Sobchak47 August 9, 2022

comprehensive coverage

Are you thinking of purchasing comprehensive coverage for your automobile? If you live in an area prone to storms or high crime, comprehensive coverage may be right for you. But what is comprehensive coverage and how much does it cost?

comprehensive coverage for your automobile

by anonymous April 27, 2023