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Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
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comfortably hungry

A feeling of mild hunger that occurs after a feeling of urgent hunger (the hunger wall). It's a relieved feeling similar to what one feels after they take a huge crap.
John: Hey, there's a twinkie on the side of the road. Ya gonna eat?

Dave: Nah

John: Thought you said you were dying.

Dave: I got past the hunger wall, now I'm comfortably hungry...sweetie
by VitaminB2 March 28, 2011
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Comprable

Something that can be compromised, able to be compromised, comprable.
He’s a comprable guy, so he gets along well with most people.

Their gambling habits seem too comprable, I sometimes worry about how they make it through the years

The risk far outweighs the reward, this mission is too comprable for us to accept
by Vladimir Nordstein June 8, 2018
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Cumfortable

When a lady who you are making love to is not just soft and a true pleasure to be inside she's cumfortable
She wasn't a skinny or bony screw, she was cumfortable
by dustyp August 6, 2019
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composable

Composable means "free-motion-in-space" or accurately "free-motion-of-lines-in-space."

It is implied by technoformalism and created by liminism (spinning of limina).
What is composable has free motion in space specifically the radial-uncountable lines of technoformalistic supersets.

Composability is emergent from pragmatism as such composable (present) <- - utilitarian < -- constructivist (functionable) <-- practical < - - pragmatic (future).
by zanderfin November 23, 2019
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