by former colts neckian. February 14, 2005
concept of 'taking oneself out' after about age 50+ -after the mind (& body) becomes 'enfeebled'.
(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)
in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?
the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!
any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)
in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?
the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!
any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
i'm planning a nice smith & wesson retirement!
he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
by michael foolsley January 15, 2011
Perhaps the largest collective group of underachievers and whiners in the history of professional sports. Their starting quarterback - Peyton Manning - routinely racks up huge numbers, loses to the World Champion New England Patriots, and cries and pouts during and after a loss. They have yet to win a meaningful game, even though the NFL changes the rules to benefit their already potent passing game. Peyton will break every passing record in existence, end up in Canton, and have no rings to show for it. See Dan Marino.
by World Champions October 4, 2005
by Say What? March 24, 2004
Failure of a quarterback of the Cleveland Browns.
Or when one awkwardly throws a football as it spirals out of control and away from anyone trying to catch it.
Or when one awkwardly throws a football as it spirals out of control and away from anyone trying to catch it.
"Shit dude, sorry 'bout that. Didn't mean to Colt McCoy that pass.."
"Good thing I'm not a Browns fan, I would have killed Colt McCoy when he threw his third interception of the game."
"Good thing I'm not a Browns fan, I would have killed Colt McCoy when he threw his third interception of the game."
by BruinsBear October 8, 2012
by EagarGM August 1, 2011
Rich, Boring White town with nothing to do, explains why alot of the kids around here are doing drugs, racing the sports car, usually a beemer, and then getting killed. Local Hangouts sadly include the local resturants (Huddies Inn, Orlands Pizzaria), and dunkin donuts. Note that most kids end up being wiggers, punks, guidos, druggies, or just straight out gay, while VERY few are (like me) normal or loners
In Short, the most boring place in new jersey, even worse than Holmdel... or is that worst?
In Short, the most boring place in new jersey, even worse than Holmdel... or is that worst?
Colts Neck Kid 1: *Obviously High* Yo Maaaaan... What's up
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit Nigga, not much, yous dogg?
Colts Neck Kid 3: Yo, that party last night in jackson, fucking amazing, shoulda seen the pussy?
Colts Neck Kid 1: So guys... what do you wanna do...?
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit, ain't nottin' much to dos, hows 'bout we take 'dat pimpmoblie and goes to Dunkin Donuts
Colts Neck Kid 3: Sounds Good, maybe there'd be some bitches there man
Colts Neck Kid 2: Dogg, yous know 'da bitches be crawlin' all ova at 'da malls
Colts Neck Kid 3: Shit... the fucks there to do around here?
Colts Neck Kid 1: ... No idea man... pass the blunt man
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Me: Kids, a word of advice, if your parents ever talk about moving to Colts Neck, be prepared to be bored out of your fucking mind
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit Nigga, not much, yous dogg?
Colts Neck Kid 3: Yo, that party last night in jackson, fucking amazing, shoulda seen the pussy?
Colts Neck Kid 1: So guys... what do you wanna do...?
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit, ain't nottin' much to dos, hows 'bout we take 'dat pimpmoblie and goes to Dunkin Donuts
Colts Neck Kid 3: Sounds Good, maybe there'd be some bitches there man
Colts Neck Kid 2: Dogg, yous know 'da bitches be crawlin' all ova at 'da malls
Colts Neck Kid 3: Shit... the fucks there to do around here?
Colts Neck Kid 1: ... No idea man... pass the blunt man
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Me: Kids, a word of advice, if your parents ever talk about moving to Colts Neck, be prepared to be bored out of your fucking mind
by Leo Leoheart February 7, 2008