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hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!
by rmckenzie53 November 22, 2010
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Pre-collision Dance

The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.

Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!
by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009
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Centrifugal Confusion

That awkward thing where you and another person are face to face in a hallway and can't get around each other.
Pardon me ma'am It seems we a had a bit of a centrifugal confusion.
by SCVNGR August 24, 2015
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am confusion

A substitute for the word "im confused"
A word you use when you are using a goofy tone and don't want to say "im confused"
Jack: The Mashpotatos have no bones??
Noah: Am confusion
Jack: *repeats sentence*
by jackmandeez00999 June 19, 2021
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[visible confusion]

(1)An emotion/reaction to something you can't fully understand or contemplate. (2)You are very confused, and your face indicates your state of confusion to all nearby people. Most catalysts for the visible confusion are a friend, a pet, or a girl who you can't tell is flirting with you or not. The origin of visible confusion is Obi-Won Kenobi in Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones.
Friend 1: Dude! I think that girl was just flirting with me! That slap was definitely out of love...
Friend 2: visible confusion
by Daddy Pedro December 3, 2021
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jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions
by gordo the dog July 9, 2019
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Inflection confusion

When you mistakenly use the wrong inflection at the end of a sentence, resulting in confusion from both the listening and speaking parties
Guy 1: man that cheeseburger was tasty as hell??

Guy 2: wtf did you just say dude

Guy 1: sorry man serious case of inflection confusion
by bones4436 June 13, 2009
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