When two friends both know so many of each others' secrets that they both know neither one of them will tell, or the other one will tell in revenge. For example: Friend A knows X about friend B, and friend B knows Y about friend A. Therefore, if friend A reveals X, friend B may reveal Y, and vice versa. Thus, the security of their respective secrets is mutually guaranteed. Generally, the secrets in question are of equal or near-equal magnitude. For instance, cheating on a partner might be equivalent to a well-hidden drug habit or closet bulimia, whereas a crush would be a lower magnitude.
Becca told Rachel about her secret crush, and didn't have to worry about her telling, because she had Rachel's secret crush as gossip collateral.
by Amarantha September 1, 2010
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Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
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In order to move along the buffet line, I had to orbital commander around a group of fatties lingering around the chocolate fountain.
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1. A bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.
2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.
2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.
1. Don't bungle the recipe! Make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.
2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.
2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.
by omi January 26, 2009
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If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.
by DB January 13, 2005
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